William is very proud of his Prussian ancestry. He was always telling his classmates at Buckley, Hotchkiss and Columbia about his roots and he is quick to look down on those who do not have such an esteemed pedigree. Additionally, he believes that his bowel-moments do not smell and that the beautiful models he dates like him for his wit and personality and not his cash. He prefers to use the German spelling of his surname and his full Christian name. Please do NOT refer to him as Bill, it makes him sound common and he is so not.