Despite all of his money, his law degree and his power; little Elliot was still the poor ugly, nerdy loser who couldn’t get laid. It’s nice to pretend that you’re a stud who can get hot chicks and it’s nice to take a little time to yourself and forget your battle-axe bitch lawyer wife who emasculates you on a daily basis and that little Shiksa’s body most have been hot compared to that cold attorney you had to beg to let you mount her but come on!!! You were the e’ffing Governor of New York... Jesus Tap-dancing Christ!!!