Ehh, I'd still hit it!

Nice try Cityfile. We all know this is actually Andy Samberg from SNL with a wig and a headband.

...just to add that these dropped charges were due to an improper arrest...she does not own a dog nor is she a known smoker-I hope this clears some false facts-she does however definitely wear headbands, and wears them well

it is a pleasure to inform all readers that Arden has been cleared of all charges in EH court this week-

Totally don't understand this chick, pretty funny how she got arrested though, she could work into a reality! "Headbandits!" Fucking priceless. But seriously, anyone who dumb enough to say stupid shit like: " We're always looking for answers. Some people are looking for it in a socialite maybe. But you know, it just depresses me: Some girl named Peaches who lives in the Bronx…looks at this world and says, 'Oh wow.' And I would never want to give off something that is an illusion, because you hurt people that way. And they're already struggling so much—the people." Needs to be thrown into the middle of a fucking 3rd world country. Keep on token honey! By the time you know it, aw who cares you'll be too high to realize when your infamy is completely irrelevant.