♦ Angelina Jolie is either "burning up with jealousy" over Brad Pitt's flirtatious relationship with co-star Diane Kruger, or she's completely happy and getting ready for her next adoption in the next few weeks, depending on which tabloid you pick up. [Star, OK!]
♦ Elisabeth Hasselbeck gets more death threats than any other host on the View, news that probably won't surprise you. [P6]
♦ Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer spent last weekend at a romantic spa in Arizona. [Star]
♦ Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen appeared at a book signing yesterday, but they did not permit fans to talk to them. [P6]
♦ Page Six follows up on the news from three weeks ago and reports Ivanka Trump is converting to Judaism for Jared Kushner. She's attending synagogue regularly, too. [P6]
♦ A judge named Britney Spears' father, Jamie, as her "permanent conservator" yesterday, meaning he'll retain total control over her finances for the foreseeable future. [People, NYP]
♦ Britney might be gearing up to host Saturday Night Live next month. Or she might be in talks to star in a new sitcom alongside Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, which is pretty much the strangest thing we've ever heard. [Extra, News.com]
♦ Guy Ritchie may have signed a contract two years ago promising to "devote time to sex" with Madonna and refrain from yelling. [Daily Mail]
♦ Lorne Michaels says he hasn't picked Amy Poehler's Weekend Update replacement yet. [ET]
♦ Joe Francis and Samantha Ronson just can't get along. On Tyra Banks' show, Francis called Ronson a "wretched woman," after which Ronson fired back by calling Joe "one of the more disgusting human beings in the world." [P6]
♦ Lindsay Lohan and her former bodyguard have settled a lawsuit over unpaid wages. [TMZ]
♦ Naomi Campbell is hosting a exhibition at the Art Basel Miami featuring nothing but photos of herself in various "states of undress." [P6]
♦ Paris Hilton's appearance fee at clubs has dropped from £70,000 down to £25,000 due to the bad economy. [Daily Mail]
♦ Edgar Bronfman Jr.'s daughter Hannah celebrated her 21st birthday with her brother Ben, soon-to-be sister-in-law MIA and 300 friends at Citrine on Saturday. [P6]
♦ Kate Hudson is supposedly secretly seeing NBA star Baron Davis, who she also dated back in high school. [Janet Charlton]
♦ Joaquin Phoenix says he's retiring from acting so he can focus on a music career. [Extra]
♦ Sneaky Chef author Missy Chase Lapine filed more court papers in her defamation and copyright infringement case against Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld yesterday. [NYDN]
♦ David Duchovny acted "paranoid" at an Atlanta restaurant Monday night and asked to be seated at a table where "no one could walk by." [OK!]
♦ Fergie is trying to gain weight for her role in an upcoming movie-musical called NINE. [Daily Star]
♦ Now that he's seen her on Dancing With the Stars, Mel Brooks is begging Cloris Leachman to join the Young Frankenstein cast. [P6]
♦ Viacom CEO Philippe Dauman rapped at a roast held for BET CEO Debra Lee last night. [R&M]
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